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katieintherealworld:

this made me burst out laughing, so naturally i had to reblog it.

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Whale poop is a main ingredient in the most expensive perfumes.
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If Facebook was a country, it would be the 3rd largest country in the world.  It has more than 1 billion users.
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The Marlboro Man died of lung cancer.  His famous last words were, “take care of the children.  Tobacco will kill you.  I’m living proof of it.”
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Richard Harris took the role of Albus Dumbledore due to his 11-year-old granddaughter threatened to never speak to him again if he didn’t accept the role.
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The creator of Powerpuff Girls, the creator of Dexter’s Laboratory, and the creator of Johnny Bravo were all roommates in college.
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Have you ever heard of Textaphrenia?  It’s a mental disorder in which a person often thinks that a text message has arrived when it actually hasn’t.
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Wal-Mart de Mexico paid employees in part with vouchers only redeemable at Wal-Mart.
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After 77 years of marriage, a 99-year-old man divorced his 96-year-old wife.  He had recently discovered that she had an affair in the 1940’s.
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Because his wife was hospitalized, an Austrian man died of starvation.  He refused to eat unless his wife prepared the food.
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A 50 year old man underwent brain surgery for a subdural hematoma caused by his excessive headbanging to music by Motorhead
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Poor management in the workplace costs the economy an estimated $360 billion each year in lost productivity.
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setbabiesonfire:

Sgt. Thomas McVicar of the Jersey City Police Department shot 22 year old Kwadir Felton, leaving him blind, after Kwadir pulled a gun on him, he claims. Kwadir Felton denied the accusation, stating that he doesn’t even carry guns.

"I don’t understand!" Felton yelled at a police officer before his mother was removed from the courtroom. "You didn’t have to shoot me in the head for no reason! You trying to charge me with something I didn’t do!"

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SIGN THE PETITION. Still at least 1,000 signatures needed. SIGNAL BOOST THIS or i will judge you.

This post has 140k notes, yet the change.org petition only has 44k. Sign the damn petition! 

This broke my fucking heart.

hey this needs about 16k more signatures

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